Shumay

Ron Jeremy look-a-like coffee mogul with a proclivity for shagging skinny chicks (although any victim will do after seven or eight beers/11 p.m.) and a loud obnoxious laugh. Known to show up for "work" after 11 a.m. regardless of hang-over.

"Did you see that guy in the sailboat? I would love to shag him after I turn 17 and kick bulimia; he is a total Shumay!"

by Dedalus February 21, 2005

Shumai

Snac mmm tasty Shumai, as Kokichi would say: I think you look like a sexy motorcycle vroom vroom ;)

Kokichi: I love you Shumai!
Shuichi: Shut up somebody was just *killed* you dumbass.

by Ouma B) July 02, 2020

Shumai

Emo detective. He's an emo detective

Shumai? Yea he's that sad emo detective I know

by ThatBitchTrademarked April 17, 2021

Shumai

a nickname given too shuichi saihara by kokichi ouma in danganronpa v3

Heyy shumai

by novaaaaaaa January 20, 2022

Shumai

Slippery bitch

Your such a shumai

by Iheartshumai December 13, 2024