ShumGuard

to get PROPER DRUNK. as in completely wasted, written off and so forth

So we decided to ditch the show and get completely shumguard.

He reckons he got completely shumguard and cant remember a thing.

by Sophie Basil February 19, 2009

shinguards

Noun - an item of protective clothing worn by Goth's when playing Quick Cricket.

"Goth Kenny pound peels forgot his shinguards so therefor had to sit out with Jake the Snake and Big Pat."

by SuperGothp May 30, 2016

Shumgar

Ben's Favourite Substance

Emalee please spot me just a little bag of shumgar, I'm desperate for a hit.

by JimJam231 October 11, 2023