ShumGuard 

to get PROPER DRUNK. as in completely wasted, written off and so forth

So we decided to ditch the show and get completely shumguard.

He reckons he got completely shumguard and cant remember a thing.

ShumGuard by Sophie Basil February 19, 2009

shinguards

Noun - an item of protective clothing worn by Goth's when playing Quick Cricket.

"Goth Kenny pound peels forgot his shinguards so therefor had to sit out with Jake the Snake and Big Pat."

shinguards by SuperGothp May 30, 2016

Shumgar 

Ben's Favourite Substance

Emalee please spot me just a little bag of shumgar, I'm desperate for a hit.

Shumgar by JimJam231 October 11, 2023