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The misspelling of the word shit. You probably made the same mistake.
man, i gotta shti
shti by snappedfingers January 25, 2022
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shtick • shticky • shtig • shti • Shtigger • shting • shtink • Shtip • Shtitlick • shtib
A pen like device that omits a nicotine vapour when dragging on the end to spin one the fuck out. Contains removable pods of a large variety in flavours.

Pronounced 'Shhteek'
"Yo bro, chuck us the Shtique? Keen on a spin"

"Gizz us a hoon g?"

"Shtique?"
Shtique by Shtique June 21, 2021
Lets go have a shting after Mr.Rossit's class.
Ms.Conetta shtings.
shting by Christian Gooch October 9, 2007

Rip Van Shtinkel 

A Rip Van Shtinkel is when someone farts so badly while they are asleep that the sound and odor wake them up.
Dave pulled off such a bad Rip Van Shtinkel that no only did it wake him up, it also woke up his wife and his two cats.
Rip Van Shtinkel by connorsji December 23, 2009
The act of taking a bathroom trip in which you need to crap when you're with company but don't want them to know you were taking a crap. It involves the preparation of wadded-up toilet paper placed on your lap while your feces is already on the way out. This maximizes efficiency and reduces the time you take to unroll and wad the toilet paper, making what could have been an awkward moment after your party has been waiting for you. For all they know, you just made a tinkle.
I met this girl for dinner last night. I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want her to know that I pooped. So instead, I took a quick shtinkle.
shtinkle by Nethageraba July 25, 2012
Shtip is a term used instead of vape
“Hey Brian wanna go for a shtip” “yeah bro I’m dying for a shtip”
Shtip by Padzah April 1, 2019
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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