Trying to type "shit" too fast. Usually happens when someone is bored and just wants to type in "shit" on the search bar but does it too hastily and ends up with shti.
A pen like device that omits a nicotine vapour when dragging on the end to spin one the fuck out. Contains removable pods of a large variety in flavours.
The act of taking a bathroom trip in which you need to crap when you're with company but don't want them to know you were taking a crap. It involves the preparation of wadded-up toilet paper placed on your lap while your feces is already on the way out. This maximizes efficiency and reduces the time you take to unroll and wad the toilet paper, making what could have been an awkward moment after your party has been waiting for you. For all they know, you just made a tinkle.
I met this girl for dinner last night. I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want her to know that I pooped. So instead, I took a quick shtinkle.