Shteemer

Taking a phat shit

A big shit

Usually liquid diarrhea

I'm gonna take a shteemer

by 2070 April 7, 2022

Shteener

Anyone doing something he shouldn't be doing.

Man what a shteener.

by blkjsdfokj October 20, 2010

Alexandria Steemer

When your kid shits in your friends pool

My daughter just gave our friends an Alexandria steemer and now I have to pay to have their pool cleaned.

by Hanginonbyathread July 1, 2020

stanley steemer

When you shit on the carpet, and grind your partner's face into it.

You better clean up that dog shit before I give you a Stanley Steemer.

by Bradley3 October 29, 2004

Stanley Steemer

Related to the Cleveland Steamer, the Stanley Steemer is when a male craps on his female lovers bush, then proceeds to sit down and rocks back and forth and "steam cleans" the carpet.

My girlfriends carpet needed cleaning, so I called up Stanley Steemer and he delivered!

by CaptainCarl April 7, 2008

shneemerman

SO FU***ING funk... yeh deffffff

by emma August 18, 2003

Stanley Steemer

When you have sex with a girl on the floor doggy-style, pull out, pull her hair so she looks back, cum on her face, then rub it into the carpet. Named after the carpet cleaning company, Stanley Steemer.

I need to call Stanley Steemer today because I gave that girl from the bar a stanley steemer last night.

by wearafuckinghatontuesday November 4, 2011