If u think Shrek from movie Shrek is hot and you are horny then maybe you are shreks cum slut! It basically mean your shrek's slut and hes your daddy.Ofc as a joke.
Person A: Shrek is very hot.
Person B: Yeah.
Person A: Im his cum slut
Person B: Indeed you are,a Shreks cum slut
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.