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Shrek’d 

The only appropriate word to say after a really clever roast. It is used to imply that the other person has been scolded by the legendary shrek himself and can no longer fend for himself. Often put after the word “get”
Girl: if you were half as pretty as me than I’d consider dating you.
Me: I must be pretty ugly then. Get Shrek’d dude!!!!!
*A beam of light hits the girl and vaporizes her*
Shrek’d by The Dijon January 13, 2020
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The act of getting destroyed by the god that is shrek. He will find you, and he will shrek you.
OMG m8 that noob just got shrek'd
Shrek'd by TheRealNick April 17, 2015
The total annihilation of ones asshole by some entity similar to OG mudbones horse cock (metaphorically speaking).

In other words getting wrecked/.raped.
Guy 1 : Did you bring the lube?

Guy 2:No Why

Guy 1: Fuck it.

Guy 1: I don't want to get Shrek'd :(
Shrek'd by BP10JH12 November 12, 2014
When a picture/video of Shrek randomly appears unexpected. Kind of like a jumpscare but with Shrek.
*Person playing video game*
*Shrek jumpscare appears suddenly*
Person:I just got Shrek'd
Shrek'd by Awesome Bloxy April 23, 2022
When you were sent dank memes of Shrek by someone.
Ella sent Shrek memes to Johnny on Discord. After being Shrek'd, the chat was all ogre.
Shrek'd by happyatcommonsense November 6, 2018

Shrek'd Hard 

When someone is already shreking you but just gets harder, and harder until their pussy gets tighter making the shreking harder and more pleasureable
I got Shrek'd Hard last night by Tre and I want his bbc inside of me again.

Shrek'd'er

A shrek'd'er is one of whom shrek is within, and smites liberals; one shrekkiey boi.
Shrek'd'er mode ENGAGEDCITO!
Shrek'd'er by Veridicule December 27, 2018
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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