Shrek's Dick

The biggest one in the swamp.

Instantly makes you so moist that you can't even handle it.
As soon as that slimy tentacle reaches your throat, you'll go into cardiac arrest from it's extreme length.
If you are looking for some good dick, ask Shrek.

"Have you had a dick appointment lately?"
"Yeah, it was Shrek's Dick!"
"HOLY SHIT! HOW ARE YOU NOT IN A WHEELCHAIR??"

by strummedonny June 8, 2018

shrek's breakfast

weed. kush. straight dank. Wiz Khalifa's best friend.

Ay bro you tryna get some shrek's breakfast?

by marinaras September 10, 2016

shrek's swamp

a place that you need to get out of

Shrek: GIT OUTTA ME SWAMP
You: *gits outta shrek's swamp*

by crustycrocs September 2, 2019

Shrek's swamp

Shrek's swamp is a damp, disgusting area founded and therefore owned by Shrek. He gets infuriated when others attempt to invade it. Shrek desperately wanted privacy, and to be alone. We still have yet to find out what happens next in Shrek 5...

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by A_single_bean June 1, 2019

shrek's layers

when Shrek molds his layers in his pants every 1000 years,it is worshiped a a mighty tool of gods.

i heard Shrek has given us the mighty gift of shrek's layers!

by ALI a,bum bum de dum bum bum b October 2, 2018

Shrek’s Sex Slave

The most honorable position in society, dedicated to pleasing our noble lord and savior, Shrek. Once you accept this duty, you are pledged to eternal allegiance in stroking the mighty ogre shaft and cleaning up the muddy green goo that brings us happiness. Thou beith with shrek, our god.

After years of masturbation and worship, our leader finally promoted me to Shrek’s Sex Slave and now I feel that my life has real purpose.

by Tyler Peniston April 27, 2020

Shrek's Nest

A bowl packed first with the finest tobacco leaf then packed with top shelf medical marijuana.

"Yo tryna hit a couple phat shrek's nests with the bois later on?"

by shreksnestmaster69 July 25, 2019