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to escort an old lady down the street, followed by buying every girl scout cookies at the market, followed by organizing a girl scout field trip to the local zoo, followed by pushing a girl scout into the gorilla pit, followed by killing the gorilla who grabbed the girl in the pit changing the course of human history.
Yo bro did you hear about the Shplurf that happened the other day? Yea, it was like Harambe all over again
by shlerminator March 30, 2022
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