Shpit Stop 

Where a person travelling between destinations (by car, public transport, or on foot) feels the extreme urgency to find a public toilet so they can stop and defecate before they soil themselves.

There is usually a two minute window to find a public toilet before ones underwear becomes a substitute.

Q: "Hey, why are you late?"
A: "Sorry. I had to make a shpit stop otherwise my pants would be full of it."

Shpit Stop by Andrew2017 February 1, 2017

Shit Stop 

When one goes to the bathroom to piss, but subsequently decides to take a shit as well. Similar to a pit stop in nascar, if a driver needs to get gas, he/she might decide to change the tires as well while they're at it.

Anonymous kid A: God dude I got out of Math class and had to take a piss the entire fucking class, I felt like I was about to get a UTI but I had to copy this Asian chick who was rocking a Hello Kitty watch so I knew she knew her shit.

Anonymous kid B: Fuck that class dude, math is the lesbian sister of biology, so my conservative catholic parents would never let me take it. How was that piss?

Anonymous kid A: Dude, it started out as a piss, but since I was already there I decided to take a shit stop and Release the Kraken on that toilet!

Shit Stop by Hurdsauce July 27, 2011

shit stop 

Like a pit stop, except done when driving on the road, too far from your home restroom. Typically happens on road trips, after a night of drinking, or else shortly after eating fast food.

Husband and wife are driving on the highway, the husband swerves the minivan into the rest area...

Wife: What are you doing?! We just ______ (ate, filled up the car with gas, etc.).

Husband: Sorry, gotta make a shit stop!

shit stop by J3553 November 18, 2007

Shit Stop 

Finding yourself out of the vacinity of a toilet and just letting nature take its course and emptying your bowels in your pants.

Might be due to eating a dodgy lamb salad and drinking too much stella the night before and having a bit of a dicky stomach

Michael: So I was on my annual shop to Wilkinsons to pick up toothpaste and new shoe laces as a replacement for a belt for my trousers.
Anyways my stomach was playing up.
I Was walking home and I felt my arse twitch like a rabbits nose.
I went to let out a fart but I felt a warm sensation run down my legs. And I tried to retract it back up my A hole. Unfortunately I had shit stains on the back of my jeans. Tried to ignore it and walk home. Few minutes later, I had the same feeling but this time I didn't even try to hold it in. I just took a SHIT STOP and let the chocolate niagra falls fill my pants. It had seeped in to my shoes and everything. I had Squidgy feet the rest of the way home. I got home and just peeled off my rusty jeans at the bottom of the stairs and jumped in to the bath. It was like a scene from Charlie and the Chocolate factory when Augustus Gloop falls in the chocolate River

Shit Stop by duringthewar June 28, 2021

truck stop shit

The loud noise of belt buckles clanking together in a feverioush manner, with anticipation of opening in order to destroy the porcelain toilet bowl with a persons brown bad special.

Dude that guy just droppped off a truck stop shit ! I thought his belt cut through his jeans and if not his turd did for sure.

truck stop shit by MF Is the name of the game November 30, 2016

Stop shit september 

When you don’t shit for a month, September. To pay respect for the victims that died on September 11th and aren’t able to shit again

Omg did he really do Stop Shit September?
Yeah, he gained 17 kg

Stop shit september by Analtwist November 13, 2019

stop that shit 

y'all better stop that shit cuz its gettin on my nerves

yo stop that shit on snapchat

stop that shit by 123fuckwithme January 3, 2017