Time for jacking off
by Guerilla Kamikaze November 11, 2006
An epiphany, a shocking revelation that occurs when doing the most mundane of tasks, such as showering. This could be the solution to a long-unresolved problem.
Mike's been wondering what to do with the corpses for a while, as they're very incriminating evidence, and are also starting to smell real bad... but then yesterday he had a showertime epiphany: dump them in the river!
by xAnnabel December 14, 2009
The daily ritual of masturbating in the shower when one first wakes up. Usually triggered by the presence of morning wood or the lack of a girlfriend.
Chuck: Hey bro, how you been?
Jake: Fantastic, just got back from the Showertime Shakedown.
Chuck: Classic.
Jake: Fantastic, just got back from the Showertime Shakedown.
Chuck: Classic.
by TheCurtainCrusader September 17, 2010
when it’s 8pm and you want to send pictures of your penis to your girlfriend and you want pictures back but you don’t wanna be a retard.
by shitheadstick November 11, 2019