showertime
Time for jacking off
showertime by Guerilla Kamikaze November 11, 2006
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showertime
when it’s 8pm and you want to send pictures of your penis to your girlfriend and you want pictures back but you don’t wanna be a retard.
showertime by shitheadstick November 11, 2019
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showertime epiphany
An epiphany, a shocking revelation that occurs when doing the most mundane of tasks, such as showering. This could be the solution to a long-unresolved problem.
Mike's been wondering what to do with the corpses for a while, as they're very incriminating evidence, and are also starting to smell real bad... but then yesterday he had a showertime epiphany: dump them in the river!
showertime epiphany by xAnnabel December 14, 2009
Showertime Shakedown
The daily ritual of masturbating in the shower when one first wakes up. Usually triggered by the presence of morning wood or the lack of a girlfriend.
Chuck: Hey bro, how you been?
Jake: Fantastic, just got back from the Showertime Shakedown.
Chuck: Classic.
Jake: Fantastic, just got back from the Showertime Shakedown.
Chuck: Classic.
Showertime Shakedown by TheCurtainCrusader September 17, 2010
Showergument
When you are in the shower and you have an imaginary argument in which you are owning the other person with witty comebacks and soul destroying insults.
Showergument by billgatesog March 7, 2014
Shower Time
Where Owen Goes off xbox at 9 as it is "Shower time" This is the time where Owen indeed watches his sister in the shower. This is disguised as screen time but the double meaning of screen time makes sense as he peers back the screen to watch his sister in the shower.
"Owen It's Shower Time now" said Jodie. Owen runs to his sister bathroom to watch her in the shower.
Shower Time by showertime478 September 10, 2019
Team Shower Time
When four best friends all go take a shower in sperate stalls in a public bathroom. It is a peaceful, relaxing experience, and is in no way shape or form homosexual. Similar to a sauna.
Team Shower Time by viperx290 October 23, 2011
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