Shower Dick 

Attempted penis enlargement done by men before they get into a community shower together in which they tug and play in an attempt to make it look bigger. Kind of like puffing out the chest.

Kyle: wow bro look how big that guys cock is!!

Rob: Haha holy crap!..wait a second i saw him yesterday while he was changing in the locker room it wasnt that big..

Kyle: Your'e right man. He's got shower dick!!

Shower Dick by Cretonious March 1, 2011

shower dick 

something you say to someone who stinks

someone: *stinks*

you: SHOWER DICK

shower dick by miau:3 April 26, 2023

Cuban dick shower 

Much like Cuban shower, this is the act of a male spraying or coating his genitalia with cologne or scented products, in the interest of masking his true musk. Usually employed after hot sex with stanky-ass pussy.

When the lights flipped on, I saw how uggo she was, and I had to give myself a Cuban dick shower before I left the party.

Cuban dick shower by gabuman February 27, 2011

Dick Shower

When you have 4+ men cum all over you and it is like a shower;

I love getting a dick shower all over my face

Dick Shower by Cock shower, penis shower September 28, 2009

Dick Shower

When a man had a very fortunate (or unfortunate) 48 hours, he has to take a second shower to pay special attention to his cock, and only his cock. This shower focuses only on the cock, and ensures all bodily fluids, flith, and/or dirt have been successfully removed.

Joe needed a dick shower after working 14 hours, going to the gym, and then having period sex with his wife.

Dick Shower by Leigh Cain May 3, 2018

Showed Her My Dick 

The art and process of being somewhere at some point in time, and showing her your dick.

Bro: So I was at Wal-Mart, picketing bro. You know, for the environment? And this bitch walked up and I showed her my dick.

Showed Her My Dick by Mr.FancyPants December 26, 2008

Slower than a fishmans dick

When a game takes forever to load

This game of rocket league crashed and is now taking forever it's slower than a fishmans dick

Slower than a fishmans dick by Jim-dick July 1, 2022