Shower Boob 

When one boob sags lower than the other after a shower, much like one of the testicles does. Shower Boob resembles the eyes of Sloth from The Goonies.

Guy to other Guy: Look! Brandi is getting out of the shower. Other Guy: She's hot, but what's going on with her boobs? Guy: Oh, it's just shower boob. Once she dries off, they'll go back to normal. Other Guy: Phew. I was a little afraid she had Sloth from The Goonies for a chest. Both Guys: (laughing)

Shower Boob by Bidemop June 29, 2017

Shower Boob 

When one boob sags lower than the other after a shower, much like one of the testicles does. Shower Boob resembles the eyes of Sloth from The Goonies.

Guy to other Guy: Look! Brandi is getting out of the shower. Other Guy: She's hot, but what's going on with her boobs? Guy: Oh, it's just shower boob. Once she dries off, they'll go back to normal. Other Guy: Phew. I was a little afraid she had Sloth from The Goonies for a chest. Both Guys: (laughing)

Shower Boob by Bidemop June 29, 2017

Shower Boob 

When one boob sags lower than the other after a shower, much like one of the testicles does. Shower Boob resembles the eyes of Sloth from The Goonies.

Guy to other Guy: Look! Brandi is getting out of the shower. Other Guy: She's hot, but what's going on with her boobs? Guy: Oh, it's just shower boob. Once she dries off, they'll go back to normal. Other Guy: Phew. I was a little afraid she had Sloth from The Goonies for a chest. Both Guys: (laughing)

Shower Boob by Bidemop June 29, 2017

Boob Shower 

When a girl with nice boobies sneezes down her blouse/dress/shirt on accident.

Sneezer: i just sneezed down my shirt
hello, boob shower!

Boob Shower by the_whistle_goes_woooo June 18, 2011

Boob Shover 

A female who excessively exposes her cleavage to gain male attention and use it to their advantage

Cor, she's such a boob shover! She's all over him, the poor boy!

Boob Shover by hans fritz March 6, 2010

showerbomb 

Someone or something that interrupts and intrudes upon an otherwise relaxing shower, perhaps because of an urgent need to use the shower. Especially when only one bathing facility is available.

I got showerbombed by the family dog, who was muddy from a walk.

showerbomb by deanna624 March 4, 2010

showerbomb 

The most evil, yet most entertaining thing to do to someone taking a shower; Simply walk in, rip ass and walk out. The humidity will amplify the stench, to the point that even a potential squeaky-no-scent will evolve into a weapon of biological warfare. Bonus points if you are able to trap them in the room with the exhaust fan turned off.

Broseph Primus: Hey, Secundus, who is taking a shower right now?
Broseph Secundus: I think it's Tetria.
Broseph Primus: Perfect. Loose the belt, it's time to make his nostril hairs explode. Let's showerbomb him and blame it on Dad!

showerbomb by Alucard54s May 19, 2016