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1) Someone who is on 24/7 and is therefore perceived as a show-off, usually.
2) Someone who is so on, the only way to describe them is shoooowww ON!
3) Similar to a Shaolin (when translated to "little forest") because of their ability to show you the forest for the trees if you simply gaze upon their countenance .
4) An embodiment of an idea much greater than themselves.
5) A person who takes the highroad.
6) A person who lacks the spiritual, physical, and mental ability to show-off, yet is constantly envied.
"I've never seen a show-on because I can't see far enough past my own insecurities to realize some people are actually bona-fide real." said the son of Otto

"That show-on is the target of ridicule for nothing other than being himself, lets get this show-on on the highroad."

"Whenever that guy says something nice to me, I know he's sincere, he's such a show-on."

"I wish that show-on could be on my road."

"I tried to catch that show-on slippin but all that happened was I made his computer start ridin' dirty."
Show-on by Not Teaseless October 13, 2011
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Show On! 

Show on is a phrasal verb that would mean "carry on!", "the show must go on!", "you can do it!", "everything is going to be how it's supposed to be".
It's a cheering message that you can send or say to anybody! It's a lifestyle also, look at yourself in the mirror and point at you, SHOW ON!
This is a bad world but we can do it better.
-Oh my grandfather passed yesterday....
-Show on friend

-I'm nervous, I can't do the show!
-YES YOU CAN!SHOW ON!
Show On! by handledeeznuts333 February 16, 2023

Show On! 

Show On is a cheering expresion you say to someone. The term was created by royo in his second studio album called Show On, Seamus.
show on! mother, everything will be alrigh
show on! friend, the sun will shine on us again
show on! do your best!
Show On! by handledeeznuts333 February 20, 2023

The Greatest Show On Turf 

Nickname given by the media to the 1999 St. Louis Rams. Quite possibly the most potent offensive attack in NFL history.
"Warner back to pass, he throws a long bomb, and the catch is made in the end zone by Torry Holt!!! The Greatest Show On Turf is at it again!"

lets get this show on the road

to begin or to continue with
alright lets get this show on the road!

The Most Amazing Show on Earth 

a sex move involving a man and a paraplegic woman who has her legs amputated at the hip. The man lies flat on the ground while the woman mounts him, while pulling herself up and down with a chin up bar mounted to a ceiling fan. The ceiling fan is turned on, and she continues to do chin ups whilst spinning around on his dick. Optional: there are people dancing around the couple
Mark stopped by the wheelchair store and picked up a chick for The Most Amazing Show on Earth.

Greatest No-Show on Turf

A play on the "Greatest Show on Turf" the Los Angeles (Then St. Louis) Rams nickname the Rams had from 1999-2001. In the 2018 NFL season, the Rams scored 30+ points a game, and were limited to only 3 in a losing effort to the New England Patriots 13-3 in the Super Bowl
"Did you watch the Superbowl last night?"..."Yeah, it was boring, the Rams were totally the Greatest No-Show on Turf"
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