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show and go 

To "show and go" is when a woman walks by and is wearing something hot or slutty. She is is showing skin but keeps on going.
"Dude. Check that out..."

Hot chick walks by in tight jeans and a revealing top.

"Show and go, bro. Show and go."
show and go by Bloke G October 21, 2009

Click the email button to show the email site with an email you click to go to the email and click the link in the email to go to an email where it sends you to Email Dictionary to verify your email to post an email. 

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Click the email button to show the email site with an email you click to go to the email and click the link in the email to go to an email where it sends you to Email Dictionary to verify your email to post an email.
Alright.

Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes 

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.
"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

And that's how I got lice... 

1. A statement used to cause delay and panic in nearby listeners. 2. A canned phrase to cause instant awkwardness to all in the immediate conversation.

Note: Can be interchanged with phrases such as that's what she said, and doesn't always have to be used with "and" at the front.
Person 1: "Hey, so I saw one of those AWESOME green saint patty's day wigs today at the store and tried it on. Did I say that it was awesome yet?!?"

Person 2: "...That's how I got lice."

~~~~~

Person 1: *walks into conversation by Person 2 and 3*

Person 2: "...And that's when she went all buck wild on me. Her hair was EVERYWHERE!"

Person 3: "That's pretty awesome!"

Person 1: "And that's how I got lice..."

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026