Shovel Fuck

When the speaker goes too far with a topic and begins to dig him/herself into a hole. This speaker also must be screwing themselves out of something that they want. So in short, the speaker is digging themselves into a hole and fucking themselves out of something at the same time.

I just Shovel Fucked myself!

or

Oh man, you just shovel fucked yourself!

Shovel Fuck by DGibson February 28, 2011

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fuck shovel

An insult that compares the insultee to that of nothing less than a dick, which is clearly a synonym. Far worse than motherfucker, fuck shovel delivers the punch the balls you've been looking for.

Rex: Go make a sandwich.
Kiley: Fuck off, fuck shovel. I do what I want.

fuck shovel by Kiley Brobert December 21, 2010

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Fuck the shovel

A term used in mucking. Stems from the fact that the pelvic region is often used to drive the shovel into the ground.

Do you want to go fuck the shovel with me tonight?

Fuck the shovel by lordacro February 19, 2007

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Digging her Fuck hole with my tongue shovel

eating a girl out

Last night i went out to a party and met a girl that came back to my apartment. Before we had sex we decided to foreplay so i was Digging her Fuck hole with my tongue shovel.

Digging her Fuck hole with my tongue shovel by Dr. Amanda Love March 10, 2009