Short Shaft 

A small dick that is so short it is unable to please any woman it meets.

My friend Kevin lost his girlfiend because she was sick and tired of being short shafted. His Short Shaft just wasn't able to bring her an orgasm no matter how often he went balls deep.

Short Shaft by Hillbilly Billy May 8, 2008

short shaft 

Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day

I’d fuck your mom but she said I got a short shaft

short shaft by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018

short shaft 

Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!

I’d fuck your mom but she said I was a short shaft

short shaft by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018

Shaft shot

Like a dick pic... But lots better =0 millions

O my Gawd michael rage quit jones just sent me a shaft shot!! I bet he looks good in slow mo!!

Shaft shot by Mad_slaw47 April 5, 2015

shortshift 

1. In a car with manual transmission, shifting gears before the recommended shift time.

2. In golf, to cut short the backswing in half, sometimes trading precision for a faster swing. It does not necessarily affect the distance the ball travels.

1. You see Gary over there? He says he's good with cars, but you can tell every time he shortshifts in his Skyline.

2. Think Tom is a nice guy? Every Sunday, he goes to the course and shortshifts his way to the group in front of him just to be a douche.

shortshift by DustFM June 29, 2009