Short Shaft
My friend Kevin lost his girlfiend because she was sick and tired of being short shafted. His Short Shaft just wasn't able to bring her an orgasm no matter how often he went balls deep.
Short Shaft by Hillbilly Billy May 8, 2008
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short shaft
Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!
short shaft by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018
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short shaft
Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day
short shaft by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018
Shaft shot
Shaft shot by Mad_slaw47 April 5, 2015
shortshift
1. In a car with manual transmission, shifting gears before the recommended shift time.
2. In golf, to cut short the backswing in half, sometimes trading precision for a faster swing. It does not necessarily affect the distance the ball travels.
2. In golf, to cut short the backswing in half, sometimes trading precision for a faster swing. It does not necessarily affect the distance the ball travels.
1. You see Gary over there? He says he's good with cars, but you can tell every time he shortshifts in his Skyline.
2. Think Tom is a nice guy? Every Sunday, he goes to the course and shortshifts his way to the group in front of him just to be a douche.
2. Think Tom is a nice guy? Every Sunday, he goes to the course and shortshifts his way to the group in front of him just to be a douche.
shortshift by DustFM June 29, 2009
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