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Box out a shordy day 

Today on the 17th of December, you’re aloud to box out any shordy you want. Even your grandma!

Pow pow bitch ass grandma you just got boxed out
It means that you can punch any girl you want in this day on December 17
“Why’d you punch your girl

It’s because it’s box out a shordy day”

National Lil Shorty Day 

National Lil Shorty day is the day of Lil Shortys birth
March 31

Lil Shorty
Hey it snational lil shorty day

International shorty party day

You are allowed to snatch a shorty and throw them into the air without their permission
Happy international shorty party day alila!

International shorty party day

7 jan, we are allowed to snatch people under 5'3" and yanked them into the air without their consent
Happy International shorty party day alila! *yeeeeet!