Shordy Day

Shordy Day is a day you do something nice for all the beautiful ladies you’ve called shordy

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Box out a shordy day

Today on the 17th of December, you’re aloud to box out any shordy you want. Even your grandma!

Pow pow bitch ass grandma you just got boxed out

It means that you can punch any girl you want in this day on December 17
“Why’d you punch your girl”

It’s because it’s box out a shordy day”

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National Lil Shorty day is the day of Lil Shortys birth
March 31

Lil Shorty

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You are allowed to snatch a shorty and throw them into the air without their permission

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7 jan, we are allowed to snatch people under 5'3" and yanked them into the air without their consent

Happy International shorty party day alila! *yeeeeet!

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