Shopping Shits

A rush of adreneline causing the overwhelming and immediate urge to have a bowel movement upon entering a store where everything you see you think you MUST have.

Vicki: " Hey Valerie, wanna go to the mall? Nordie's is having their Half Yearly Sale AND I have a 20% off coupon!

Valerie: " Hell yeah, Im in! I saw the sale add today......Im soooo excited! Hope they have a clean bathroom 'cause I feel a case of the shopping shits coming on!"

by cheer1 October 16, 2012

Shopping-Shits

Patriots of any shopping facility, feeling a non-premeditated trifling need to shit themselves.

Joey - I went to target today with Steph, we where there for five minutes! When I immediately got the Shopping-Shits an had to run to the nearest bathroom.

Steph - where did joey go?

by priaprismWOO October 2, 2023

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a sentence that is gramatically correct and shows superiority over all even those whom say "whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es"

Person 1:"whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es names their kid 'person 2'?"
Person 2:"Oh yeah? Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo on a ship-shipping ship shipping shipping-ships while doing the can-can can-can can can can can can-can"
Peraon 2:"I'm sorry, I see the error of my ways"

by kqi walliams October 19, 2022