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Shookified 

Being so overly surprised that you become shookified
Valeria: Dude branden tried to kiss me
Brianna: Dude omg fuckk im shookified
Shookified by saucymanz December 21, 2016
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spookified

Being insanely frightened upon seeing something
When Bill Murray walks in on you ghostbustin a nut and he gets spookified
spookified by Webhead000 January 31, 2015

Schoolified 

The action of taking an originally savory food and serving it bad or in a disgusting state at a public school.
"Mac & Cheese was officially ruined for me after it was Schoolified at school today."

"I don't think I could ever eat a burger again after they were Schoolified!"

"How is it even possible that a food as good as pizza could have been so easily Schoolified?"
Schoolified by EpicDoodlez February 18, 2017

Stockified 

The art of modifying factory original parts in a vehicle in order to achieve greater performance and or fuel economy. This is done without adding any or very few aftermarket performance parts. In fact sometimes parts are simply removed. One will simply modify what is already there hence the vehicle is stockified.
That car just shouldn't be that quick without performance parts, it must have been stockified.
Stockified by Methodical March 9, 2016

snookified 

using lots of hairspray to add height and stiffness to one's hairstyle
That girl is cute, but too snookified. She should ease up on the Aqua Net.
snookified by ms. lola January 11, 2011

snoopified 

A box that has had the snoopey monitoring service attached to it for easy connections world-wide.
That el-paso box is giving us some problems but it will be snoopified before end of business today.
snoopified by Slim Johnson February 14, 2005

shrekified

1. Shrek-ified:
something that is tinted a shit green and should never be food. It originated while promoting the Shrek movies. But don't be a consumer whore and buy products that say "Shrek" on it, especially if its food, because you'll probably lose your appetite from its color (shit green).

2. Taking a dump on something and turning it green.
1. If your Rice Crispie Square, Kraft Dinner, or Cheeseburger is shrekified, its probably tinted green, like Shrek.

2. Ma'am, we just shrekified your face.
shrekified by emily mikaela February 8, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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