Sonyanese 

A variation on English, made popular by Sonya. Many words are spelled phonetically in the way that they are commonly pronounced by valley girls. Most words which are homonyms for multiple word groups are replaced with the word group that they sound like. Most verbs are appended with an "s" or "es" as if they were plural nouns. Finally, some words are unique to the language, such as hooha and drinkies.

I luffs ew so muchies n wantses ur pee pee to make drinkies in muh hooha cuz I'm a dick ted!

Sonyanese by Kenny Graham May 6, 2005

sonianevermindsupremacy

literally the best mf mutual ever ilysm you deserve the world

sonianevermindsupremacy is amazing

sonianevermindsupremacy by mikasaas_ June 12, 2021

Shontanese 

Independent self motivated entrepreneur, Creative, organized, ambitious, fast learner, love to travel, friendly personality.

Shontanese is very

Shontanese by Shontanese December 20, 2016

Solanese 

A language used only by SZA herself and difficult to understand it takes hours to decipher and is the most difficult language to learn.

Natalie: hey what’s this stupid SZA even saying? it’s been a minute since i walloppedfillikewalooped
Sam: clearly you don’t take solanese classes 🙄

Solanese by DOJAKHAT August 27, 2021