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A variation on English, made popular by Sonya. Many words are spelled phonetically in the way that they are commonly pronounced by valley girls. Most words which are homonyms for multiple word groups are replaced with the word group that they sound like. Most verbs are appended with an "s" or "es" as if they were plural nouns. Finally, some words are unique to the language, such as hooha and drinkies.
I luffs ew so muchies n wantses ur pee pee to make drinkies in muh hooha cuz I'm a dick ted!
by Kenny Graham May 06, 2005
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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