Shondocker 

A person who has sex with inanimate objects. Usually when drunk.

"Shondocker!!" -Wu.
"Dawson Wu!!" -Gaz.

Shondocker by Shondocker November 12, 2004

shnockered 

The state of being really drunk.

Last night I got really shnockered at this party, it was great.

shnockered by Henry Schexnayder November 5, 2002

Shnockered 

Doped, Drunk or High. Slightly Incomprehensible.

That man was completely schnockered!

Shnockered by Arcturus May 29, 2003

shnockerd 

Turning 21, or just getting really fucked up, that you can't remember.

Dude, my mom got my so shnockerd last night for my 21st, that I don't remember a damn thing.

shnockerd by Kaycee Williams May 16, 2007

spondickerly 

A spooty spiff with an early dick.

Take that spondickerly out of your velvet pouch please.

spondickerly by ethan brown March 21, 2005

shknockers 

Irratiated genatalia(testicles or overies) due to frustrating or angering events.

"Dude you are giving me Shknockers!" "Get off my mother fucking Shknockers"

shknockers by Cron Josta November 1, 2017

shknockers 

Irritated genitals (testicles or overies) during to frustrating or angering events.

"You are giving me shknockers"
"Get off my mother fucking Shknockers"

shknockers by Cron Josta November 1, 2017