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Sompting 

A very very very very boring village situated between Lancing and Worthing. Most people include sompting inhabitants with Lancing inhabitants but they are completely differnt. Lancing citizens are made up of chavs and "gangstas" whereas Sompting is made up of old people and posh wannabes. There are many horses and sheep taking up the area.
I am no chav you scoundrel! I am a sompting CITIZEN for life!
Sompting by katost May 16, 2011
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sompthing 

the correct way to spell sompthing
i want sompthing to eat
sompthing by heyhijello January 13, 2020
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Soipting 

Putting toothpaste on your partner's pubic covered testicles, wetting it, and brushing your teeth vigorously with them. As your partner ejaculates, you use the cum to rinse away the toothpaste.

Spitting is preferred in this situation.

Extra points from your dentist if the pubes get stuck in your teeth like floss.
Chad and I are going to try soipting tonight since my dentist says I need to take care of my teeth better.

sompthing 

the correct way to spell sompthing
i want sompthing to eat
sompthing by heyhijello January 13, 2020

someting 

not everting 4 single gal like sukanda!
lol....
Sukanda is someting!
someting by Sukanda October 16, 2008

Shompting 

The verb form of "shompt", shompting is the action of excreting and using a computer at the same time. This is often a slightly erotic combination of toilets and laptops.
-You gonna go or what bro?
-Dude I'm shompting give me some minutes to enjoy this.
-Oh your shompting? My bad man, shompt on my friend, shompt on.
Shompting by c@lib@n February 2, 2009

sompthing 

the correct way to spell the word sompthing
i want sompthing to eat!
sompthing by heyhijello January 13, 2020
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