shoelace express 

The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.

"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."

shoelace express by Sean February 16, 2005

shoelace express 

a metaphorical railroad that you would 'board' to let your friends know that you're walking.

"All aboard the shoelace express!"

Danny: Are you taking your car?
Sarah: No, battery's dead. Looks like it's the shoelace express for me.

shoelace express by swheatlady February 15, 2009

Shoelace Express 

1)The means of transportation used when walking somewhere. Often utilized after a night of partying when you don't have a ride or feel like calling an Uber or cab.

2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.

"Hey we're about to head out. Need a ride? No thanks, I'm staying for a bit. "How are you getting home?" "The Shoelace Express!"

"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"

Shoelace Express by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022

Shoelace Express 

To walk home after a night of partying while being in a state of intoxication.

Instead of going aboard the drunk drivers shuttle, they decided to take the Shoelace express.

Shoelace Express by chipmunk 314 August 16, 2011

the Shoelace Express 

A Short-lived Wisconsin Cannabis rogue Quorum Director who blasts sophistry at the Wisconsin Capitol, but forgets to pay the parking meter so his stupid fucking ass gets his truck towed.

Hey bro, can you float me $500? I was at the Capitol speaking sophistry and forgot to pay the meter. I'm stuck in five o'clock rush hour taking the Shoelace Express.

the Shoelace Express by xanadude313 August 31, 2019