12 definitions by I like cheez-it
A generic video camera similar to a GoPro but a lot cheaper. Often a Chinese knock-off purchased from eBay or Amazon
Guy1 "Hey man is that a GoPro ?"
Guy2 "No, it's a FauxPro. The real one was too overpriced . "
Guy1" oh I see. Does it work at least?"
Guy2"yeah it's pretty much the same thing as the real one"
Guy 1 "oh. Cool. I might have to get one then"
Guy2 "No, it's a FauxPro. The real one was too overpriced . "
Guy1" oh I see. Does it work at least?"
Guy2"yeah it's pretty much the same thing as the real one"
Guy 1 "oh. Cool. I might have to get one then"
by I like cheez-it April 12, 2018
1). A two wheeled, self balancing, human powered ATV. Used for commuting, exercise, or leisure. Short for bicycle.
2) A motorcycle or other similar two wheeled vehicle driven by an engine or electric motor.
3) The neighborhood whore. Nearly everyone's gone for a ride.
2) A motorcycle or other similar two wheeled vehicle driven by an engine or electric motor.
3) The neighborhood whore. Nearly everyone's gone for a ride.
1) "Let's ride our bikes to McDonald's then check out that new park before meeting back at Jake's house!"
2) "Sick bike!" "Thanks man! I restored this vintage Harley myself!"
3) "Hey Stacy's kinda cute. Should I ask her out?" "Not worth it man. She's a bike."
2) "Sick bike!" "Thanks man! I restored this vintage Harley myself!"
3) "Hey Stacy's kinda cute. Should I ask her out?" "Not worth it man. She's a bike."
by I like cheez-it June 27, 2022
When most, if not all, of your classes take place online while predominantly relying on the video conferencing platform Zoom. We can all thank Covid-19 for this mess.
“Dude I barely learn anything with online classes and half of my professors don’t even know what they’re doing. Zoom University is a joke.”
“Agreed. If I knew all of my classes would be forced to go online again at the last minute I would’ve stayed home this fall. I’m tired of this Zoom University shit and can’t wait for everything to be normal again.”
“Agreed. If I knew all of my classes would be forced to go online again at the last minute I would’ve stayed home this fall. I’m tired of this Zoom University shit and can’t wait for everything to be normal again.”
by I like cheez-it September 16, 2020
1)The means of transportation used when walking somewhere. Often utilized after a night of partying when you don't have a ride or feel like calling an Uber or cab.
2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.
2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.
"Hey we're about to head out. Need a ride? No thanks, I'm staying for a bit. "How are you getting home?" "The Shoelace Express!"
"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"
"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"
by I like cheez-it June 27, 2022
A small town located in the middle of a cornfield somewhere in bumblefuck illinois southwest of Chicago. Consist mostly of rich white people who have nothing better to do other stare at their iPads and consume drugs. Common pastimes include watching the corn grow and fucking in the cornfields.
by I like cheez-it January 29, 2018
An interjection used by Midwesterners to express surprise. Can also be used to acknowledge another person or thing.
“Ope” is pronounced similar to “up”, which can often lead to confusion with non-midwesterners.
“Ope” is pronounced similar to “up”, which can often lead to confusion with non-midwesterners.
“Ope! Sorry I bumped into you. Can I squeeze by real quick?”
“Ope, dropped the ranch!”
“Holy shit that car just ran the red light!” “Ope, the cops are already after him!”
“Ope, dropped the ranch!”
“Holy shit that car just ran the red light!” “Ope, the cops are already after him!”
by I like cheez-it September 16, 2020
"Are you sure you want to be designated driver tonight? We could also walk since the bar's only a mile away." "Of course! You know I'm the best booze cruiser in the group!"
"Bro we're almost out of liquor and it's only 10:30!" "Then let's go for a quick booze cruise and get some more!"
"Bro we're almost out of liquor and it's only 10:30!" "Then let's go for a quick booze cruise and get some more!"
by I like cheez-it June 27, 2022