shoe wedgie 

The term for when someone ties their shoes so tight that the opposite sides actually touch in the middle above the tongue.

Person 1: Hey, look at Mike, he's got a shoe wedgie...

shoe wedgie by Honorarius April 13, 2008

shoe wedgie 

when you pull a string near the bottom of someone's shoe so hard they have to bend down to fix it and unlace their entire shoe and then relace it.

he pulled the string at the bottom of his shoe and gave him a wicked bad shoe wedgie.

shoe wedgie by tfishisahwesome May 18, 2009

Shoe Wedgie 

When you grab the bottom of the shoelace and pull on it so the entire shoe tightens up. Causing an inconvienence to the victim.

Julia had to take off her shoe and fix her laces because her sister gave her a shoe wedgie.

Shoe Wedgie by The Lemon Hunter July 26, 2005

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012