Shoe Pimp

A shoe pimp is someone that has A TON of shoes, keeps them crisp and clean, cleans them after wearing them, stores them in their original boxes, and enjoys wearing rare and classic gems (and absolutely DOES NOT let people 'borrow' them).

Yo! Did you hear how many shoes A-a-ron owns? He's a Shoe Pimp!

Hey, dude, I've never seen you wear the same pair of shoes twice! You must be a Shoe Pimp.

Shoe Pimp by El Dizzle VIII, Jr. February 10, 2017

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Shoe Pimp

Someone (usually a girl) who whores out their shoes. They have let so many people use their shoes that they aren't even sure how many they have been with. Usually not whored out for money, but traded for favors or other articles of clothing.

"I asked Monica if I could borrow her pair of purple heels but she was such a shoe pimp about it and I have to wash her car tomorrow"

"Kristyn was being a shoe pimp today, now I have her flats but she took my favorite sweater.

Shoe Pimp by LessOffensive October 9, 2009

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Shoe Pimp • Tennis Shoe Pimp • Shoe Horn • Shoe laces • shoe whore • shoe bee • Shoe-icide • shoe size • shoe-be • shoe face

Tennis Shoe Pimp

A person who doesn't have a vehicle; someone who is always walking

Bruh, when you gonna get yourself a car and quit being a tennis shoe pimp?

Tennis Shoe Pimp by Joeweezy25 March 15, 2011

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Tennis Shoe Pimp

A person, usually male, under 30, who supervises sex workers and who is heavily under the influence of Hip Hop (rap) and urban culture.

That tennis shoe pimp there just brought a new hoe to the trap.

Tennis Shoe Pimp by flatland_diva November 17, 2015

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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