Shockprise 

Not quite a shock or surprise but both simultaneously because neither word "shock" or "surprise" fully explains the moment. Shockprise encapsulates the fun of surprise and the awe of a shock.

" The shockrpise of a donckeypunch nearly killed me!"

" It was a complete shockprise when we were walked in on by my husband."

Shockprise by Banana88 August 14, 2009

shockpie 

when someone promises his partner he won't ejaculate inside her pussy and he actually does, making a creampie.

OMG!! Bob made a shockpie inside Lana when he promised not to and now lana is pregnant!!

shockpie by The Elias May 14, 2014

shockerized 

the past tense of being given/giving the shocker.

For the first time last night, I was officially shockerized.

Dude, I totally wanted to see her face expressions, and I shockerized her!

shockerized by phoenixblack July 20, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022