shockpie Share definition Flag when someone promises his partner he won't ejaculate inside her pussy and he actually does, making a creampie. OMG!! Bob made a shockpie inside Lana when he promised not to and now lana is pregnant!! shockpie by The Elias May 14, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the shockpie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch