A blanket with sleeves! Who would have thought of such a thing? Really though, it's just a robe worn backwards, but if you wear a robe backwards, you're not actually wearing a snuggie. You can wear these to sporting events, grocery stores, out at campfires, and where ever else you can be made fun of at.
The creepy looking Monk robe thing that 'fits all' which doesn't make sense because how does a fatass45 year old man's robe fit that of a 4 year old girl?
You can wear them to keep warm, yet the entire back is open?
"I bought that snuggie 'cos the tv told me to and now I look like a creepy priest and my back is cold as hell."
A snugglesaurus is a person who is obsessed with snuggling to the point of nausea. This person picks snuggling over intercourse, and makes dinosaur noises when he snuggles.
"I don't want to make out, I just want to be your snugglesaurus, and snuggle all night."
Also known as a reverse Wedgie or Grundie. When you get your underwear pulled up in the front so hard that it cuts off the circulation to your ball sack and hurts.
Or if your a woman it splits your Camel Toe in half.
After Jesse's next beer he is going to pass out. Then lets give him a "Nut Snuggie" when he's laying on his back. It'll split his balls in half and probably give him rug burn on his nut sack.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).