Shnombie

A zombie that eats shlongs instead of brains

Did you see that shnombie? It was chowing down on Ryan’s dick.

by Froghandler123 March 24, 2024

Shoombie

– adjective, Shoom-bee.

A moron or slapper.

1. 'Oh.Em.GEE! You're such a bloody Shoombie!'
2. 'Shuddup you big Shoombie'

by Adam'DickNasty'Longstockings May 2, 2010

Shombies

A combination of Shit and Zombies.

When you have diarrhea so bad that it rises from the dead and crawls around the sewers and up toilets.

I just had the spiciest Thai food ever and I feel a batch of Shombies brewing.

by ADD_IT December 9, 2013

Shnoobie

A funny word to say, that often means a small kind of animal that is cute, and you just want to squeeze it to death!

Caroline: OMG! would you just look at that little furball of a dog!
Pippa: It must be a Shnoobie!!

by Sable Able March 8, 2010

Shombie

Noun; zombie made of shadows.

Known only to be found in Alan Wake. Armed with axes and chainsaws, manifest at inopportune times.

Plural: shombies.

Girl 1: I think we're going to make it to the next light source... here you play for a bit.

Girl 2: ok-AHHHHH

Girl 1: OMG that shombie manifested itself from nowhere and we're out of torch batteries!

by Cptn Chaos January 7, 2011

shkombied

1.To get crossed-over by a small loser with high hopes, and repeated highschool twice.

2.To get schooled by a small minkus fuck.

3. joke of the class, has outbursts in basketball game, when he crosses you over. or shoots 3 pointers in your eye every chance he gets the ball.

4. class chants shkombie!, shkombie, shkombie

OMG, MIKIE JUST GOT SHKOMBIED!

you my friend just got shkombified.

by dookieminkus January 26, 2009

shnoobie

When a brand that is not the original style and has its own edgy or different thing going on.

Your friend has a original brown C's all over coach purse and thier friend has a cheetah print coach purse. Its still a coach purse but its a shnoobie cause it not original style it different and edgy.

by trikalini January 26, 2010