Shmomming

Shopping and momming. all things mom related plus shopping. All while looking good while doing it.

I went to the post office, bank, returned a gift, picked up my daughter, grabbed groceries. I’ve been shmomming all day.

by KFunkalicious January 11, 2019

shmotting

shitting while smoking

i was shmotting all night last night.

by megvan May 15, 2017

Shamming

Shamming (Military): "To intentionally avoid work, being at work, exercise, etc..."

1: "Hey Bob, I know you aren't really doing that paperwork you're just shamming to avoid working outside."

2: "Bob is a fuckin' shammer."

by phosphoresence May 19, 2009

Shumming

The act of a ejaculating at the precise moment when a man initiates his bowel movement. This is a very difficult task and should be attempted with great caution.

Dan: Hey dude, is it possible to have an orgasm while pooping?
Joe: I don't know, go try.
Dan: Would that be considered shumming?
Joe: Yes.

by Shummer February 11, 2012

Shomming

The side effects of Stomach Flu - Vomiting & Shitting at the same time.

Oh my god I was so ill, I was seriously shomming, wasn't sure which end to put on the toilet!

by bastie 83 January 7, 2015

Shohming

To act in a silly manner; to goof off and slack in a "Shohmi" fashion

Karen was shohming around the classroom.
(It's a mind game) ... OoOOoO!!!

by Mansur... has the answer December 8, 2010

Shmooping

The act of ditching the bros/gals to talk, text, face time or hang out with a potential or current love interest.
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)

Dude, he was totally shmooping with that girl last night when we were at the bar

by Dudes23 May 3, 2018