smegondiment 

The dried crusty substance at the opening of a ketchup or mustard bottle.

Ewwww, some smegondiment just fell into your fries man.

smegondiment by Reece G. January 3, 2007

shmegmoid 

The name of a friendly platypus on Twitter. He loves to say GWAN and enjoys certain things like adderall. He is the roommate of YouTuber Nudah who streams live daily

“Oh looks it’s a tweet from Shmegmoid Johnson.”

shmegmoid by Mercbeamish April 28, 2021

smegmoid 

An insult referring to one of uncertain hygeine, gut-wrenching body odor and having a personality like a warped shitcan.

Petruccio was an unlikeable smegmoid who had foreshortened arms coupled with great girth owing to a glandular problem which rendered him incapable of wiping his ass and therefore friendless.

smegmoid by harry flashman July 19, 2003

Shmegman

Anyone from the middle east (Muslims, Arabs, etc..)

That is a terrorist." "No, its a Shmegman.

Shmegman by brandothecammando September 9, 2010

shmeconds 

The unit of time used in the timers of Mario games that aren’t actually seconds as it ticks down way faster than a second

1: bro why’s the time limit already over, it said I had 300 seconds for the level
2: no, this is a Mario game, the timer runs in shmeconds
1: that makes no sense

2: yep

shmeconds by Emerald-Fluffie June 15, 2022

Smegmonster 

An obese male or female who's genitals are so filthy they should probably be put through a car wash.

I'm going on a blind date tonight, I hope it doesn't turn out to be another Smegmonster!

Smegmonster by Brian The Snail March 18, 2013

The Smegmonster

A Human like creature with a receding hairline and cheesy penis often seen drinking stella on field 3

Woah look moma it's the smegmonster!

Dont look it in the eye son you'll catch the bald.

The Smegmonster by Fatlad95 March 29, 2019