shloog

Words cannot describe the ridiculousness of a shloog. Someone not appreciated and has no reason to be. A complete failure and disappointment in life.

That guy named Zac is such a shloog I'd do anything to slap him sideways

by BBizzy99 February 17, 2017

Shloog

Another way of saying homie, friend, slime, etc.

Yo wus good my shloog.

by Dr.Feelgood003 September 3, 2023

Shloob

A really cool and laid-back nigga that's sexy without even trying to be. A Shloob may seem shy at first, but they are super funny, and talented. Unfortunately, the world sleeps on him, but not for much longer. His persona is at the center of what makes him such a chick magnet. Shloob is always the star of the show.

He calls himself shloob, he's so loveable.

by Mrs.Shloobtastic March 5, 2022

Shlonga

a PP bigger than a Boeing 747

Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size

by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

sclooge

The process of holding in a fart until it disappears.

I totally sclooged yesterday in front of my girlfriend.

by Mr. bluue November 13, 2011

shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)

harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh

by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022

Shlong Dong

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

by Matwak April 23, 2017