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Shlarpality 

An extinct type 2.74 civilization that met it's end in the Sombrero Galaxy about 2.7 million years ago. These species would have looked similiar to the Schplarbo (from Will McDaniel's video about trying candy from other dimensions). Their ruins could still be found. Decaying Space-Ports and Dyson Spheres along as very exploded and mined out planets.
"Some Scientists say that Shlarpality would have been friends with Vermicious Knids if they weren't evil bitches"
"Shlarpality is native to the planet, Otulp, a frozen hell-hole with acid-rain"
"Shlarpality would have spoken telepathically and been a territorial species that would have likely killed humanity if they were alive while our lifetimes."
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Slapality 

The number of slap qualities a song has. It goes on a basic 1-10 system, 10 being Lil Wayne and 1 being "If you're happy and you know it."
John! come listen to this new BB Mak Song I just found, It has at least level 8 *Slapality*!
Slapality by Eddy Lumps August 29, 2010
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