A slappityslapslap is defined as what will happen if you do not get above a 90% on any test, quiz, or other such things. A friend of yours will slappityslapslap you if you do not get above a 90%. This is an incentive to pass your tests.
Ugh I failed the test now my friend is going to slappityslapslap me.
Sexual intercourse in which the testiclesslap against other body parts in an especially wanton, floppy manner. Almost always accompanied by loud fleshy slapping noises, sweat, and grunts.
Boy: Ayo gurl wanna engage in some Slappity Bollocks?
Girl: Always! Bollocks be mad slappity yo.
(Skāte-ăl-ĭ-tē) Noun. (1) The state of a figure skater, skate-boarder, roller-skater, or anyone on roller or ice skates, after they make a mistake in which they sustain an injury.
One morbid way to enjoy ice skating is to watch for a skatality, when one or more skaters make a grave mistake.