A slappityslapslap is defined as what will happen if you do not get above a 90% on any test, quiz, or other such things. A friend of yours will slappityslapslap you if you do not get above a 90%. This is an incentive to pass your tests.
Sexual intercourse in which the testicles slap against other body parts in an especially wanton, floppy manner. Almost always accompanied by loud fleshy slapping noises, sweat, and grunts.
Boy: Ayo gurl wanna engage in some Slappity Bollocks?
Girl: Always! Bollocks be mad slappity yo.
(Skāte-ăl-ĭ-tē) Noun. (1) The state of a figure skater, skate-boarder, roller-skater, or anyone on roller or ice skates, after they make a mistake in which they sustain an injury.