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Shitty shit shit 

Shit is shitty and is your cock shitty
Shitty shit shit by anonymous April 22, 2021

Shitty Shit Shit Shit 

Used when you are gonna fucking die. Used when you are shitting. Used when scared
OH Shitty Shit Shit Shit, I'm going to die. Oh shitty shit shit shit Ima shit. Oh shitty shit shit shit that's a fucking bomb.

Shitty Shit Shit Shitinmier the 3rd 

Go fuck yourself you dick lickin sonuva bitch whore.
Shitty Shit Shit Shitinmier the 3rd, there, happy ass fags?

shitty shit shitter 

A garble of words to say when you are trying too hard to insult someone.
You're just a---friken shitty shit shitter, goddammit.

Shitty Shit 

It occours when you have diareeah and a log falls in and splashes shit all over your ass, it takes forever to clean up.
Hunny, I'm home... Hold on a minute I just had a shitty shit.
Shitty Shit by Edmund McMullen November 14, 2003

shitty shitty shit face 

1. (adj.) A phrase often used by young drunk women to express their Intoxication.

2. (adj.) A phrase often used to describe ugliness, or homlines.

3. (n.) To be a mean or unfair individual. Often used by young individuals.
1. "Goodness! Im shitty shity shit-faithed.."

2. "So homie... That lady was ugly."
"Nah! She was Shitty, Shitty, Shitfaced!"

3. "That man is a shitty shitty shit face."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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