Shitty day

One of these days where you start the morning accidentaly stepping excrement. While you clean your right shoe, you find out that its all over the left shoe too, and your sock. The smell won't go.

my day started really shitty too.. had to walk around with ppl asking all the time, did someone step on kaki?

-"This office smells funny.. check your sole man"
-"yes, its me.. seems like a shitty day..."

Shitty day by MishOr January 9, 2011

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Shitty Weather Day

A cold, rainy day where women are forced to wear no makeup and have their natural hair.

A day where women and men both have thier natural look...no gel, hairspray, makeup, straightened hair, etc.

Damn that girl looks like hell on a shitty weather day.

Oh no! Looks like we're gonna have another shitty weather day.

Shitty Weather Day by Chevi Lovaine February 14, 2012

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shitty hair day

When somebody shits on your scalp and lathers it into your hair

"Dude, i had a shitty hair day"
"That's gross!!"

shitty hair day by ischaak October 2, 2011

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shity day

Shity day is when the day wasn't fun or interesting

It was a shity day at work it was slow and there wasn't a lot of customers

shity day by Vanessajoseph May 31, 2016

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r/shittydarksouls

Subreddit dedicated to dark souls shitposts. Home of femboy worshippers.

Today I saw another Dark souls 2 bad post on r/shittydarksouls, when are they going to find new content?

I know man, we need Elden Ring DLC

r/shittydarksouls by summarit January 8, 2024

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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