Shitterleg 

A man that gets pumped in the ass

Hey Johnny did you know mike was a shitterleg in jail ?

Mike was the known punk in jail . They call him the shitterleg

Shitterleg by Jailstories June 22, 2022

shitternet explorer 

(Noun) A slow, buggy, and overall bad internet browser, made by Microsoft.

Example 1
-This web page's images are cut up
-That's what you get when you use shitternet explorer.
Example 2
-Oh damn shitternet explorer opened by accident. Now it's going to ask me if I want to make it my default browser. Now it crashed.

shitternet explorer by theguyfromtheinternet December 15, 2013

shittered 

drunk, stoned, pissed out of one's tree, hammered, etc

holy fuck, i was just shittered last night!

shittered by Jenny August 3, 2004

shitternetting 

Shiternetting is the act of taking your laptop into the shitter and browsing whilst dumping.

You don't really want to see an example of shitternetting...

shitternetting by WAMMY! May 23, 2009

shitternet

Defined by Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance as "weak ass internet"

Hey man, can you get on the shitternet?

I cant post this tweet becuase of the fucking shitternet.

shitternet by hired_geeks_tbone April 22, 2009

Shitternets 

The compound of the words shit and internet wisely put together to express ones anger in how truly bad their internet connection is.

Dave: Hey Paul, are you gonna download the whole first season of LOST online?
Paul: Nope, I can't. My shitternets are just too slow.

Shitternets by mrmcpowned January 20, 2011

Shittered 

State of complete and total inebriation, tyically due to alcohol, but may be drug-related.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"Going to the clubs to get shittered."

Shittered by Heav_87 May 31, 2006