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shitternet explorer 

(Noun) A slow, buggy, and overall bad internet browser, made by Microsoft.
Example 1
-This web page's images are cut up
-That's what you get when you use shitternet explorer.
Example 2
-Oh damn shitternet explorer opened by accident. Now it's going to ask me if I want to make it my default browser. Now it crashed.

shittered 

drunk, stoned, pissed out of one's tree, hammered, etc
holy fuck, i was just shittered last night!
shittered by Jenny August 3, 2004

shitternetting 

Shiternetting is the act of taking your laptop into the shitter and browsing whilst dumping.
You don't really want to see an example of shitternetting...
shitternetting by WAMMY! May 23, 2009

shitternet

Defined by Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance as "weak ass internet"
Hey man, can you get on the shitternet?

I cant post this tweet becuase of the fucking shitternet.
shitternet by hired_geeks_tbone April 22, 2009

Shitternets 

The compound of the words shit and internet wisely put together to express ones anger in how truly bad their internet connection is.
Dave: Hey Paul, are you gonna download the whole first season of LOST online?
Paul: Nope, I can't. My shitternets are just too slow.
Shitternets by mrmcpowned January 20, 2011

Skitterbees 

Those disgusting mini M&Ms which have lower-quality chocolate.
Bro 1: Are those M&Ms in that bowl over there?
Bro 2: Nope, those are Skitterbees.
Bro 1: Lame!
Skitterbees by maniac_man February 15, 2017