Shitsation

A Shitsation is a situation which is shit to be in. Usually caused by no one in particular but all the same its shit to be in. Very similiar to the phrase 'between a rock and a hard place', it differs in that it usually involves relationships.

what a shitsation

Shitsation by foxeeee July 26, 2011

She’s a situation! 

An overly exuberant verbal ejaculation used when a pulchritudinous beauty unexpectedly presents herself wearing clothing that simultaneously reveals and conceals exactly what she is workin with.

This is seldom perceived as a complement by the woman; yet, it is an absolutely true representation of how she makes a thirsty man feel.

You just have to embrace the cultural paradox here.

Daaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuummmmm!!!! She is 100% natural woman; not a bit of plastic! She’s a situation!!!!!

She’s a situation! by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 21, 2022

an on going situation 

an on going situation — a masterful piece of urban understatement. To say that you have “an ongoing situation” is saying that the shit has hit the fan and there is neither an end to the shit in sight; nor, any sign of the fan failing to rotate.

The health department has to close the rid shack down until further notice. The vermin problem had become an on going situation.

an on going situation by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

fred shitstain

A birth mark on the forhead.

Hey! That kid has a Fred Shitstain!

fred shitstain by OniFTW February 3, 2014

Stud Situation Creationist 

One who creates stud situations for himself.
A stud-wannabe who constantly tries to achieve the status of a stud by constantly trying to create such situations that will help him achieve the status of a stud in the eyes of others.

Chimay is a stud situation creationist.

Stud Situation Creationist by Vered P August 1, 2011

Ma Situation 

MA BALLLSSS

Schlatt: "You ever heard of the ma situation?"
Ludwig: "The Ma?"
Schlatt: "Ma balls!"

Ma Situation by Skhizy October 19, 2020

golden situation

1) unique/rare situation
2) appropriate/favorable situation

Am I actually a golden situation where I'm all alone with a girl?

golden situation by Marrryanx January 22, 2017