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Shitsty-Nine

When y'all are in the middle of eating each other out synchronously and one shits on the other's mouth.
We was in the middle of it and she Shitsty-Nined me bro, it was nasty!

Shitsty-Nine

When y'all are synchronously eating each other out and one shits in the other's face/mouth.
We was having a great time last night until she shitsty-nined me, shit was nasty!

Shitsy nine 

The standard 69 position, but the person on top tries to poop on the bottom person's forehead while both partners perform oral sex.
My hair was dyed brown after my wife and I shitsy nined last night.
Shitsy nine by Chewpacabra69 September 25, 2018

Shitty-Nine 

Like 69’ing, but shitting in each other’s mouths.
Man1: did you guys 69 last night?
Man2: nah bro, we shitty-nined.
Shitty-Nine by LeSleth March 8, 2020

Shittynine

Also known as a Courtay, it is a sexual act much like a 69. Except the participants defecate into each others mouths at the same time.
I was with this one freaky girl last night and she wanted to Shittynine with me.
Shittynine by Scorched June 6, 2009

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026