Shitacules... the molecules of shit that permeate the world after you let a nasty fart rip.
you know why I will never buy a used couch? someone else's shitacules are in there.. Last thing I want to do is sit on a couch and smell someone elses fart.
Magazines and other assorted reading material found within armsreach of the toilet, most often stored on the tank. Typically read while dropping a deuce
"Do you want a copy of Fader?"
"What's that?"
"It's a musicmag"
"Sure, I could use some more Shitrature".