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Shitacules 

Shitacules... the molecules of shit that permeate the world after you let a nasty fart rip.
you know why I will never buy a used couch? someone else's shitacules are in there.. Last thing I want to do is sit on a couch and smell someone elses fart.
Shitacules by birdfor33 February 16, 2010
Means the act of aquatic mating, usually with frogs or similar small defenceless mamals.
Had a great Shirazul the other day!
Shirazul by dazler March 22, 2011

shitrailed

to be drunk, high on cocaine, or both at once.
Wow, I'm totally shitrailed dude!
shitrailed by alexstraumeisgay March 2, 2007

Shitrature 

Magazines and other assorted reading material found within arms reach of the toilet, most often stored on the tank. Typically read while dropping a deuce
"Do you want a copy of Fader?"
"What's that?"
"It's a music mag"
"Sure, I could use some more Shitrature".

Shitazzle 

When you bring the razzle and the dazzle together at the same time.
My Donald’s brings the Razzle, the Dazzle, and all the shitazzle with their sprite.
Shitazzle by Little Mrs Bish June 21, 2025
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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