shitpon
shitpon by Sammy boyy! ans BT. May 2, 2011
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Shitpon
Sticking a couple pieces of toliet paper in your asscrack to prevent getting shitstains on your underwear
Shitpon by Dracula's dermatologist August 10, 2021
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shitpon • shit pond • shit pony • ShiTon • ShitMonger • Shitmon • shitbone • shitmonk • shitmonster • Shipon
Shitpost
A post of little to no sincere insightful substance. Especially a "shit"(low)-effort/quality-post with the sole purpose to confuse, provoke, entertain or otherwise evoke an unproductive reaction. Often exemplified in surreal out-of-context posts.
Shitposts can be many things including memes, spam, and bait - but rarely vice-versa.
Unlike memes, shitposts have no template.
Unlike spam, shitposts don't need repetition.
Unlike bait, shitposts aren't designed for response.
Shitposts can be many things including memes, spam, and bait - but rarely vice-versa.
Unlike memes, shitposts have no template.
Unlike spam, shitposts don't need repetition.
Unlike bait, shitposts aren't designed for response.
ShitCongo
Shitmont County
A sinful ghetto hood county in Cincinnati Ohio that's full of delusional meth heads, pot head fanatics, unruly braindead peasant buffoons that smoke and vape, drug addicts, drunk alcoholic driver thugs that drive with heroin, and has the worst schools and stupidest rules ever.
Person moving out of the area: Man I can't wait to get out of hellmont county It's such a sinful place now these days.
Random person: Yea Shitmont County sucks live anywhere but that ghetto hood.
Random person: Yea Shitmont County sucks live anywhere but that ghetto hood.
Shitmont County by OnlineTrollMaster April 13, 2022
Shitpost
1. (noun) any content on the internet whose humor derives from its surreal nature and/or its lack of clear context. Differs from a meme: whereas a meme's humor comes from its repeatability, a shitpost is funny simply because it isn't a predictable repetition of an existing form. Shitposts can become memes, but memes cannot become shitposts.
2. (verb) to create such a post
A person who shitposts is known as a shitposter
2. (verb) to create such a post
A person who shitposts is known as a shitposter
shitpost
This guy loves to shitpost all over the forums. Look at this crap:
TrevorReznick> my posts are only 5.22% of the total posts on this forum
TrevorReznick> my posts are only 5.22% of the total posts on this forum
shitpost by jarrynkell July 23, 2008
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