Unfortunatelly 

adverb.

Cross between unfortunate and telly.

When something so unfortunate and drastic happens that you'd think it would've been on television.

Ethan: I unfortunatelly thought the emergency escape door on the plane was the restroom and got sent flying out into the ocean.
Joey: I'll be damned. Sounds like a movie.
Ethan: Thats what I said! Unfortunatelly!

Unfortunatelly by Bambit February 27, 2020

Unfortunately 

The way to lazily and unoriginally reject a job to someone after interviewing them.

You did very well at your interview and are very impressed of your achievements. Unfortunately, no job or money for you.

Unfortunately by Northcashew June 23, 2018

unforunatally 

Jack misspelling unfortunately.

unforunatally Jack is a retard.

unforunatally by DarkBacon October 28, 2023

unfortunately, or fortunately. 

When someone engages in a bad act, but they want the person they fucked over to be grateful. Best known example is the deposition of Donald Trump in the case of E. Jean Carroll where the former president explains that he and other celebrities, or "stars," have been grabbing pussies without permission for millennia.

Josey: Carl, did you just eat the entire bucket of popcorn chicken that I brought for lunch and put in the fridge with my name on it?

Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*

unfortunately, or fortunately. by nocharge May 15, 2023

Unfortunastely 

When bad luck doesn't just turn things sour, they turn nasty.

She fell into the arms of a tentacle monster. It truly was an unfortunastely day for her.

Unfortunastely by _StX_ July 27, 2019

unfortunately straight 

someone who doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.

Girl 1: What's wrong emwith that guy?
Girl 2: He's unfortunately straight.

Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: it means it's unfortunate that he's sexuallt attracted to women but doesn't care about their interests and only views them as an object to satisfy sexual needs and to cater to his every whim.

unfortunately straight by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024

unfortunately straight 

Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.

Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.

Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.

unfortunately straight by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024