A job title given to an employee, usually because the giver has no common sense, is an idiot or is failing hard at being trendy. Can also be used in an attempt to make employees feel valued, or like they have been promoted. But in reality is just a position with a stupid title, more work and the same pay.
"I just got promoted."
"Wow, great. What's the position?"
"Associate to the Executive Manager of Marketeering and Conservation Efforts."
What Thiago Alves says to Georges St-Pierre after his fight with BJ Penn on UFC 94. "Shitle Tot" really means "Title Shot". Please take some of your time to go on YouTube, and search up "Shitle Tot".
Thiago Alves - "And, I really want to get the Shitle Tot."
Georges St-Pierre (Thinking) - "What the fuck did he just say?"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.