Shite Alight

The old turd in a burning bag trick, when the unfortunate householder stamps out the flaming faeces, the assembled throng sings out "Oooooh ooooh Shite Alight" to the tune of Desmond Dekker & The Aces "Israelites"

Oooooh ooooh Shite Alight

by Bruning down the scouse December 4, 2010

Shite-a-light

A prank where newspaper is placed on a doorstep, shat on, then set on fire before knocking on the door and running away to hide. The aim is for the houseowner to stamp out the fire and get shit on their shoe. Good times.

Lets go and shite-a-light Ray's house.

by AL89 March 22, 2009

Shine a light

An English Northern saying. Surprised exasperation. Similar to "Fuck Me!".

Shine-a-light, what the hell were you thinking!

Shine-a-light and fuck me, that'll never work.

It's fucking dull in here, shine a light.

by Sat O'Matic October 1, 2007

Shine a light

I guess it’s quite obvious

A little tired of fuckery

As I said before .. I am a recluse

I like it that way .. for now anyway as plenty to keep me occupied …

I bother nobody

This is a response

I only wanted to respond to one person

And find out if that was this person and … if she wants me all to herself

There would be no other

Not in this lifetime ..

So why am I mr fucking popular? And it’s not all love and light … that’s clear .. but as I’ve publicly stated .. these are the obvious ones … and if so interested … here’s my take on you …

So strange how people act after reading … like a completely different clone …

Same people walk past my house at least 6 times a day … with dogs … school run … random looks then look away fast when I clock them … sometimes I leave the house just for the experience

Other days I don’t as happier in my headspace .. not yours …

Sad that I feel I have to .. shine a light …

Shine a light ... then if you want honey … we burn bright ..

All yours …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 11, 2023

Shitelight

The slang term for the series of books about a girl struggling to choose a boyfriend. Her choices are: a pedophilic guy who wants to kill her and a werewolf who doubles as a Native American stereotype.
Possibly the worst books ever written.

I read Shitelight at the weekend just to see if it was any good. I regret that wasted time.

by TheLiteratureGirl November 28, 2010

an almighty shitey

A crap so satisfying that even the Good Lord himself would look down upon it and nod his approval

I did an Almighty shitey this morning

by TheBigTicket November 3, 2014

poo poo aight shit

ok quality low grade marijuana

it ain't dat good shit, I ain't dat poo poo either, it's that poo poo aight shit.

by gr!Me July 1, 2017