Shite Alight

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The old turd in a burning bag trick, when the unfortunate householder stamps out the flaming faeces, the assembled throng sings out "Oooooh ooooh Shite Alight" to the tune of Desmond Dekker & The Aces "Israelites"

Oooooh ooooh Shite Alight

Shite Alight by Bruning down the scouse December 4, 2010

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Shite-a-light

A prank where newspaper is placed on a doorstep, shat on, then set on fire before knocking on the door and running away to hide. The aim is for the houseowner to stamp out the fire and get shit on their shoe. Good times.

Lets go and shite-a-light Ray's house.

Shite-a-light by AL89 March 22, 2009

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Shine a light

An English Northern saying. Surprised exasperation. Similar to "Fuck Me!".

Shine-a-light, what the hell were you thinking!

Shine-a-light and fuck me, that'll never work.

It's fucking dull in here, shine a light.

Shine a light by Sat O'Matic October 1, 2007

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Shine a light

I guess it’s quite obvious

A little tired of fuckery

As I said before .. I am a recluse

I like it that way .. for now anyway as plenty to keep me occupied …

I bother nobody

This is a response

I only wanted to respond to one person

And find out if that was this person and … if she wants me all to herself

There would be no other

Not in this lifetime ..

So why am I mr fucking popular? And it’s not all love and light … that’s clear .. but as I’ve publicly stated .. these are the obvious ones … and if so interested … here’s my take on you …

So strange how people act after reading … like a completely different clone …

Same people walk past my house at least 6 times a day … with dogs … school run … random looks then look away fast when I clock them … sometimes I leave the house just for the experience

Other days I don’t as happier in my headspace .. not yours …

Sad that I feel I have to .. shine a light …

Shine a light ... then if you want honey … we burn bright ..

All yours …

Shine a light by LetsTalkAboutX January 11, 2023

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Shitelight

The slang term for the series of books about a girl struggling to choose a boyfriend. Her choices are: a pedophilic guy who wants to kill her and a werewolf who doubles as a Native American stereotype.
Possibly the worst books ever written.

I read Shitelight at the weekend just to see if it was any good. I regret that wasted time.

Shitelight by TheLiteratureGirl November 28, 2010

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an almighty shitey

A crap so satisfying that even the Good Lord himself would look down upon it and nod his approval

I did an Almighty shitey this morning

an almighty shitey by TheBigTicket November 3, 2014

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poo poo aight shit

ok quality low grade marijuana

it ain't dat good shit, I ain't dat poo poo either, it's that poo poo aight shit.

poo poo aight shit by gr!Me July 1, 2017

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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