3 definitions by Sat O'Matic

bell end

Pertaining to Sat. A fool who knows no limit in the Wolverhampton area.

Sat, you really are a bell end. Why don't you listen to people before asking them the next question. You bell end.

by Sat O'Matic September 12, 2007

Christ Almighty

An initial exclamation of exasperation. When something is not going the way it should, and heavy frustration occurs, calling upon the subject of this explanation may appear to be, to some, the only answer. Similar to "For God's Sake", "For Pete's Sake" or "For Fuck's Sake".

Christ Almighty, what did I do to deserve this?

Christ Almighty, she never did... did she?

Christ Almighty, Sat, will you please just Fuck off?

Christ Almighty, where are you when I need you?

by Sat O'Matic September 17, 2007

Shine a light

An English Northern saying. Surprised exasperation. Similar to "Fuck Me!".

Shine-a-light, what the hell were you thinking!

Shine-a-light and fuck me, that'll never work.

It's fucking dull in here, shine a light.

by Sat O'Matic September 17, 2007