Shitapp

A cell phone application with no search option

Well that's a shitapp, there is no search option

by Shitapp July 2, 2017

Shitapple

Kind of like a crab apple but a lot shittier.

Have you been to Hannahs house? There are shitapples everywhere/

by xxmuckxx September 14, 2019

Shitapult

A device used to throw shit over a medium to long distance. The name is derived from the words shit and catapult. Short distance shit throwing would normally be serviced using hands, either gloved or not, however due to the molecular structure of shit, hand throwing over large distances is impractical, hence the invention of the shitapult.

Under fear of attack, lord faaquaaa loaded a right royal turd on to his shitapult and fired it directly into the faces of his foes

by Jimbobbyboy January 1, 2014

Shtappit

A louder and harsher way to say stop it with the sh in it

You needa Shtappit right now!!!!

by Speakeasy January 5, 2020

shitaphobia

A mental disorder in which the diseased is irrationally afraid of giant shits. It is caused by a gland in the brain called the 'shitpola'. the shitopola releases a chemical called 'crapogen'. This is what causes you to decide not to eat, touch, or taste shit. Shitaphobia is caused when the shitopola releases too much crapogen to the brain

mom: son, you should go to the washroom, its been almost a week.
son: NOOO! PLS! I cant! Im gona get a heart attack if i see another shit! theyr so scary.
mom: (thinking) *holy shit my son might have shitaphobia*
mom: son, if you dont take a dump soon, ur insides will explode.

by mrlucky4444 February 13, 2009

Shitpaper

Alternate name for toilet paper. Name was adopted when two friends saw toilet paper on the ground covered in shit.

Josh found some shitpaper on the ground. Darien decided to adopt the name for laughs.

Shitpaper comes in different colors, sizes, and scents (usage varies this)

by Josh Courtoreille May 19, 2007

shizapple

to do something awesome but stupid and then have no consiquences

After doing a front flip land on you head and no get a concoushin "Shizapple"

by top doq April 18, 2009