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Shit-stick 

When a place/item that’s supposed to be a luxury, gets extremely disheveled, and worn down
“The hotel had been left for so long, it practically became a Shit-stick”
Shit-stick by REyoyER March 21, 2020

Shit stick 

A useless person. One who is unable to do anything that requires initiative, patience or determination, other then complaining.
I asked if it was ok to leave my bag there but some shit stick came along and said it was against health and safety rules.
Shit stick by Kimbaliod December 1, 2009

Shit Stick 

A cheap cigar; typically one that can be bought at a gas station or discount tobacco shop.
"Don't waste your time smoking that shit stick! If you're gonna have a cigar, buy a good one."
Shit Stick by grouchodude July 4, 2006

shit stick 

believe it or not, in the Medieval ages when there was no Charmin, people would use a wooden stick to scrape away the feces after taking a dump. The stick would commonly be shared among people of the same household, or even the entire village.

the term "wrong end of the shit stick" was coined because if you were to take a dump at night, and needed to grab the "stick", you had a chance of grabbing the wrong end of it.
Jeb quickly reached over for the shit stick, but just realized he grabbed the wrong end of it; his hands now hwere sticky and foul.
shit stick by r October 3, 2004

Shit Stick 

A shit so big, that when pinched off, slaps the back of your ball sack.
I had to give my balls a thorough rinsin after that SHIT STICK
Shit Stick by andravian February 27, 2011

Shit Stick 

When the bot boy pulled out he looked down and noticed his shit stick.
Shit Stick by zygmund July 27, 2003
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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